I have thrush, I know I have thrush because I have had it numerous times before and I am an intelligent woman.
So I hurriedly dashed out to a big Boots this morning.
I stood by the medicines counter patiently only to be told to go to prescriptions.
When I stood there I was redirected to medicines.
By this time I’m in a filthy mood😱.
I asked the male pharmacy assistant for Canasten, he asked if it was for “down below”. (FFS)
“Yes it’s for my vagina” I announced a bit too loud.
He then asked my age, I told him 61, I’m too old apparently to buy OTC thrush treatment and was told to ring my doctor.
I told him I was unlikely to get any kind of appointment for weeks.
He just shrugged, so I told him I would go to another pharmacy and lie about my age and flounced out.
I did go to another pharmacy told the lie and got the goods.
It was only when I got home I realised my trousers and t shirt were both inside out!
Don’t flounce unless you are properly dressed.
