At the moment I'm at work on a quickie break and am wearing light grey cushion step slip on shoes, navy trousers, black/red t-shirt and a black sleeveless jacket.
Thinking of ''what are you wearing today?'' reminded me of the hilarious situation years ago in 2007!
I'd got a call from some company trying ... and failing ... to get me to sign my life away with them, can't remember what it was but it was something really boring like electric or something.
I don't know if the bloke was new to the job and was trying to make a good impression, he obviously hadn't read any of their ''how to speak to customers'' manual as he was loud and gobby, wouldn't listen when I said thank you but no and kept calling me ''babe'' and darlin''.. I snapped at him ''I'm NOT your babe or darlin' and I'm NOT interested in your products.
I was just about to hang up when he asked '' hey, babe, what are you wearin'? I'm not bein' creepy or anything, I just want to know!''
My hubby was in the room with me and the phone was on speaker so he could hear everything this Mr-I'm-In-Love-With-Myself was saying!
I quietly handed him the phone with a huge smile and in a big gruff macho voice said ''well, sweetie, I'm 5'9 and 18 stone, balding with a beard and tosh ... (which he is) ... and I'm wearin' this great big pair of lavender scented frilly knickers with matching bikini top and Givenchy perfume and a cute little flower in my beard and don't you EVER again ask my wife what's she's wearin' or call her babe or darlin' ever again. Got it?!''
The creep hung up fast and we never heard from him again!
To say I was laying on the settee on my back in fits of hysterical laughter is no understatement! My hubby was magnificent!