Hope this will make you laugh. My daughter making a bit boob when teaching her cancer care group.

My daughter is a potter and once a month a group of women from a cancer care charity have lessons at her studio. Today she got them started on the first part of the project which was to make two pinch pots. She told them to try to make them as identical as possible.

She left the room to prepare the next session and she heard one lady say, “mine are not the same size and one is a bit lumpy”.

She said “Don’t worry, I can help you with size and we can sort the lumps out later”. Gales of laughter and the woman with said,
“I was talking about my post-mastectomy boob.