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RIP Common sense

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Aveline Thu 24-Oct-24 18:43:12

I saw this in Facebook and thought it might strike a chord.
I read this recently...

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled some in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 step brothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing."

Gumtree Mon 28-Oct-24 12:50:52

Here here! I used to own and run a Care Home and quickly discovered that common sense was NOT common. It had been completely taken over by rules & regulations so that nobody thought for themselves any longer. Fortunately I retired years ago and don’t have to cow-tow to them any longer. They really spoilt that wonderful relationship of trust and caring that developed between staff and clients. And the paperwork added an extra hour to a shift as so much had to be recorded, which I felt was really OTT.

Retroladywriting Sun 27-Oct-24 08:35:47

deedeedum

Brilliant. I am going to save and post this. If only we were less tolerant and fought harder for our the principles our parent taught us.

"less tolerant"? I really don't think that's what we need right now.

Jannicans Sun 27-Oct-24 06:41:33

SPOT ON.

Sasta Sat 26-Oct-24 23:42:04

Indigo8

IMO common sense has always been a rarity throughout history and is no rarer now than it ever has been.

To give some totally random examples of past stupidity:-

Clothing for women, during the latter part of the 19th century women wore tight corsets that were so tight that they frequently fainted and their internal organs became deformed.

Homosexuality, even between consenting adults, was against the law for many years and homosexuals were victimised and blackmailed.

Whole generations of children were subjected to being graded as grammar school, technical school or secondary modern material based on some rather dubious intelligence tests and a one-off examination taken at age 10 or 11.

There are, of course, many other examples.

I hadn’t read it previously Aveline, but I thought it was amusing and clever.

However, in addition to Indigo8’s comments, I’d add the spectacularly cruel tragedy that was the treatment of Alan Turin, a man to whom we owe so much. For one.

icanhandthemback Sat 26-Oct-24 23:34:37

Aveline

Out senses of humour are involved too. Of course not everyone has a sense of humour...

Spot on. Thank you for a bit of lightheartedness.

Rosie51 Sat 26-Oct-24 22:41:35

Absolutely Aveline!

Aveline Sat 26-Oct-24 20:16:32

Out senses of humour are involved too. Of course not everyone has a sense of humour...

Rosie51 Sat 26-Oct-24 20:11:09

halfpint1

I don't know what the 'subjective nature of life ' is or means

It's the sort of phrase people use when they want to sound more intellectual than they are. Googling the phrase brings up this While certain aspects of life are undeniably objective, such as scientific laws and mathematical truths, many others are inherently subjective, shaped by our unique perspectives, personal experiences, and the cultural contexts that surround us In other words personal opinion shaped by our own experiences.

Redcar Sat 26-Oct-24 20:09:31

aveline thank you, I liked it!

halfpint1 Sat 26-Oct-24 18:58:47

I don't know what the 'subjective nature of life ' is or means

denbylover Sat 26-Oct-24 18:49:16

I loved it too. Thank you Aveline

Harmonypuss Sat 26-Oct-24 17:51:35

Not seen this before, but absolutely love it!

Hemgranot Sat 26-Oct-24 17:19:03

I quite agree.

Bibblebibbleblop Sat 26-Oct-24 17:15:08

It’s the kind of thing people who can’t grasp the subjective nature of life might post. It’s a silly and twee poem. I use the word poem loosely.

Granra2 Sat 26-Oct-24 16:27:56

My uncle used to say that Common Sense was a very uncommon thing!

ordinarygirl Sat 26-Oct-24 16:20:50

funny it is called Common but it is so rare

Rosie51 Sat 26-Oct-24 16:09:50

IOMGran why did you single out wheniwasyourage for your rude and insulting comment?

granfromafar Sat 26-Oct-24 15:37:05

Thanks for posting this, Aveline, and brightening up a rather dull Saturday afternoon. It made be laugh too. smile

Marthjolly1 Sat 26-Oct-24 14:27:36

Yes Aveline, a lighthearted post and thankyou for it. I also read this somewhere quite a while back and it made me smile then. I've been blessed with a good deal of common sense, even from a young age, although my life choices haven't always been wise. But I do despair how the world is taking an ugly turn. Will common sense ever return to level out the crazy bumps and roundabouts we have to navigate

missdeke Sat 26-Oct-24 14:24:24

Hemgranot

Indigo8

IMO common sense has always been a rarity throughout history and is no rarer now than it ever has been.

To give some totally random examples of past stupidity:-

Clothing for women, during the latter part of the 19th century women wore tight corsets that were so tight that they frequently fainted and their internal organs became deformed.

Homosexuality, even between consenting adults, was against the law for many years and homosexuals were victimised and blackmailed.

Whole generations of children were subjected to being graded as grammar school, technical school or secondary modern material based on some rather dubious intelligence tests and a one-off examination taken at age 10 or 11.

There are, of course, many other examples.

Some women tight laced. Every other wore corsets for bust support and to adopt whatever shape was in the current fashion. Along with padding and bustles etc. Much like women do today.

And surely wearing corsets and such like is far preferable to actually to what is far more common these days i.e. operations to surgically alter the body and face.

Aveline Sat 26-Oct-24 14:11:15

IOMGran you're reading far too much into this post. I posted it because I thought it was funny. That's all! smile

suelld Sat 26-Oct-24 13:06:58

Ilovecheese

I think this has been posted before.
People have different opinions as to what is "common sense" , the post is just an opinion.

Exactly! Some examples …yes sure…others no disagree!
Most people have a ‘common sense’ but what they choose to do with it often varies!
Many mutate it into something else entirely… you just have to look at at MAGA in the US to realise that!

IOMGran Sat 26-Oct-24 13:03:55

Wheniwasyourage

I liked it. Thanks, Aveline!

The fact that you have swallowed the Reform UK Ltd dog whistle message shows that you lost common sense way before this copy and paste BS was disseminated on social media.

Tanjamaltija Sat 26-Oct-24 12:57:13

''Knowing when to come in out of the rain...'' or, you could dance like nobody's watching.

rowyn Sat 26-Oct-24 12:36:02

Yes, it was published in the Obituary column of the London Times, in 2022 or earlier. I have it saved in my desktop p.c. as iIthink it's brilliant!!