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Grammaretto Thu 07-Nov-24 07:58:11

DanniRae πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…
And I thought this was a serious thread about what and why and how to prevent!!
You gather I am a bit windy and have no dog.

Bridie22 Thu 07-Nov-24 07:57:52

My dear old lady cat is to blame πŸˆπŸ—―

DanniRae Thu 07-Nov-24 07:48:06

Our dog gets blamed and she died 2 years ago sad

RosiesMaw2 Wed 06-Nov-24 23:52:44

You seem over-invested in this topic OP, I see you have started another thread in the same vein hmmhmm

Whingey Wed 06-Nov-24 19:28:13

Witzend do you live in Thatcham? House called that near my family. Don't answer if you don't want to

lemsip Mon 04-Nov-24 21:45:04

scraping the bottom! the new low.

Tizliz Mon 04-Nov-24 21:38:17

I farted in front of friends and one said β€œif I was a gentleman I would take the blame for that, but I’m not!”

Septimia Mon 04-Nov-24 21:24:15

My grandmother always blamed a squeaky floorboard...

Whingey Mon 04-Nov-24 19:50:35

Witzend πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Witzend Mon 04-Nov-24 19:48:31

You could always tell when it was our dog - hers had a very distinctive β€˜bouquet’. Not that it stopped us blaming her! If we said, β€˜Pooh, was it you?’ she’d slink off and hide behind the sofa!

Smileless2012 Mon 04-Nov-24 19:44:33

hmm someone in our house always blames one of our dogs but one's a lady, even sits with her front legs crossed and the little boy is just too cute to do such a thing.

MissInterpreted Mon 04-Nov-24 19:42:14

The dog invariably gets blamed for it in this house - even when the poor boy isn't even in the same room!

Whingey Mon 04-Nov-24 19:21:32

Did one at families and blamed the 🐢. Grandson said no it wasn't he does quiet ones! πŸ˜•