Farting

DanniRae 😂🤣😅
And I thought this was a serious thread about what and why and how to prevent!!
You gather I am a bit windy and have no dog.

My dear old lady cat is to blame 🐈🗯

Our dog gets blamed and she died 2 years ago

You seem over-invested in this topic OP, I see you have started another thread in the same vein

Witzend do you live in Thatcham? House called that near my family. Don't answer if you don't want to

scraping the bottom! the new low.

I farted in front of friends and one said “if I was a gentleman I would take the blame for that, but I’m not!”

My grandmother always blamed a squeaky floorboard...

Witzend 😀😂😅

You could always tell when it was our dog - hers had a very distinctive ‘bouquet’. Not that it stopped us blaming her! If we said, ‘Pooh, was it you?’ she’d slink off and hide behind the sofa!

someone in our house always blames one of our dogs but one's a lady, even sits with her front legs crossed and the little boy is just too cute to do such a thing.

The dog invariably gets blamed for it in this house - even when the poor boy isn't even in the same room!