By dull, I mean dark coloured with nothing of the bright reds and greens and golds one normally considers to be Christmas colours - and every advert ends with a table covered in loads of really quite unpleasant looking brown food that is the same colour as everything else in the ad.
I have yet to see a Christmas advert that doesn't put me off buying anything from the supermarket advertising its products.
In fact it isn't just supermarkets. This years John Lewis advert is as dull as ditchwater, and so are several others where I haven't even been motivated enough to work out what store it is and what it is meant to be selling.
Please, retailers, Christmas is a happy cheerful time when we decorate our houses and gardens with lights. Please do not give us adverts that remind one of dull November afternoons (like today)
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