I really should be the CEO of one of our large utility suppliers.
BT, EDF, Sky, British Gas - you name it - I can fix it for you.
When customers phone you and every time they do so whatever day, whatever time, whatever month, whatever year they get a message telling them -
"We are experiencing a high volume of calls and it may take some time...blah blah blah"
they get really, really frustrated. Especially when their bills keep rising and your shareholders get richer.
I've got the answer!
Employ more staff and update your telephone system.
Thank you, have a nice day.
Which British song sums up the 1960s for you?

