Apparently in Scotland the (new?) law is that Christmas puddings containing alcohol cannot be bought until 10am! You couldn’t make this up could you? I thought alcohol ‘burns off’ anyway during cooking - leaving just the flavour?
At a self checkout in a supermarket in north Glasgow yesterday a couple tried to scan their pudding and the screen flagged up ‘assistance required’. Aargh! Nice early shop scuppered. New SNP law apparently.
Parallels with that amusing thread I started about sawing off the bottom of school classroom doors during Covid comes to mind!