The dog will have an easy life. I remember a woman coming into the library I was working in and handing me some tickets saying I'm sorry my husband has just expired.
That really made me laugh as did someone I met at a charity I supported many years ago. She told me she had befriended two young people, one of whom was hard of hearing and, she struggled for a few moments, then said and the other one is hard of seeing. I just assumed partially blind?