I stayed in a lovely hotel in Malaga with a very snazzy shower set up. It had the usual monsoon type head and a handheld one which I managed to work out ok (keeping my glasses on otherwise I wouldn't have a clue). There was also a sort of jacuzzi setting which I didn't dare use until our last day - there were strips of small shower heads down the front, back and one side of the cubicle. No sooner had I turned the necessary knob I was blasted to the back of the cubicle and then blasted from all sides. Any attempt I made to crawl to the front to turn the wretched thing off was impossible. Eventually DH, who had been out, returned to the room and after enquiring if I was enjoying the jacuzzi experience (and got a very rude reply) managed to switch the thing off. Never again, it was a horrible experience, quite scary too.
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