Favourite and least favourite TV ads

Disgusting Kleenex with the little girl wiping her nose

Eloethan that crypto currency one which makes us laugh used to be a bit longer...the customer said "what, for potatoes?" and he would reply, " and onions" ...that was the bit that cracked me (and my family) up. Unfortunately they've cut that bit out. And the one with silly paint names triggered us to think of a whole new list of silly paint names.

Least favourite are those endless charity ads on daytime tv and the Sunlife one with the woman who says she's just been to a funeral and the man says Oh Dear in a right cheesy voice.
My favourite one was the Kevin the Carrot Christmas one where they were taking off the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Will Conker. A plum flew through the air and Kevin said Ooh I can see his plum crack. It had me in stitches. The latest one was also brill but it was only shown a couple of times. I think it was based on the Mission Impossible film.

Calendargirl

Haven’t noticed the Maria Callas one, will listen out for it.

What is she singing?

She is singing Casta Diva.

My DH hates the one in the morning before Fraser with the Ginger shot etc it drives him nuts. I love the On the beach one with Booking Geniuses. I always replace booking for the F word and it cracks me up. I wrote this before seeing the last post from WelwynWitch3.

The one that annoys me most is the holiday advert with Paddy McGuinness doing voice over, which many people thought he was using the F word because of his accent, it also has obnoxious man child scooping up chocolate donuts, it drives me mad. My son has work for advertising agency in London for 25 years and says if people are talking about advert, like it or not, it has done it’s job!

Oops, I meant "any kind of..."

I used to love the old Guinness ads. They must have changed their agency years ago because I haven't seen anything to compare for a long while. I like any ad with an adorable toddler in it (softie, me).
My list of hated ads is too long to type them all out (what an old misery-guts!) but here are some:
People stealing food from someone and crowing about it.
Any kid of "dancing" (ie, jumping about with flailing arms). It's SO old hat and the dancing is cruddy.
The "poonami" ad (I mean, puh-LEASE).
Slim, agile younger women using wheelchairs, risers or disability baths (who are they kidding?).
Couldn't tell you the brands that most are advertising because I use the mute button and don't fix my eyes back on the screen until the programme starts again.

We never watch anything live but just record programmes and fast forward through the adverts

lisy I really like the potato/crypto currency ad too. I told my friuend it makes me laugh each time I see it and she said it was stupid, not at all funny. I like the other one too - about the stupid names for supposedly different shades of white.

Thank you Guesswhat.

I hate the ads with real stars such as Judy Dench and George Clooney.

What makes professionals who presumably are worth quite a bit of money demean themselves to advertise such crappy products.

Is it ego or what? I’m totally baffled.

Beechnut

I like the Voltarol advert where the grandpa takes the little girl on his motorbike.

I hate it. I think motor bike sidecars are a most dangerous form of transport ( I know someone that died in one ) and the thought of an elderly man who hasn’t ridden a motorbike for a long time careering down country lanes with a child in the sidecar terrifying.

I like the Voltarol advert where the grandpa takes the little girl on his motorbike.

Calendargirl, I think the perfume ad you were enquiring about is a Jean Paul Gaultier one.

The music on it is Casta Diva from the opera, Norma. It’s sublime.

Funeral plans , pee pads ,graphically illustrated blood on sanitary towels make me change channels ,make tea and /or open a coffee table book .
I've even put my fingers in my ears and sang ,la ,la ,la !

I too can't stand the big bloke in the bath for the pure cremation advert, I just wish he would choke on the Sausage roll he was drooling over.
Spec savers are definitely the best ones atm.

I always chuckle at the crypto currency one - for potatoes. I wish they would show the whole advert rather than the truncated one that seems to appear now.

The bingo ones during The Chase are irritating and I really dislike the ‘gush’ ones, the charity ones and those showing animals in distress.

I really hate the charity adverts,especially the ones for cancer.As a person who has had cancer there is nothing worse trying to relax at night watching television,then an advert comes on showing someone dying just before you go to bed. On a lighter note I hate the lady advertising how easy her walk in shower is. Yes they are good but she is as fit as a flea. Can we show people with real disabilities please.

I can't name any. I record most programmes and fast forward through the adverts.

Funeral adverts - so many!!

I don't see myself as being influenced by adverts (though I realise that everybody is, without being aware of they wouldn't spend millions of pounds on TV adverts if they weren't effective). I think the whole industry is deceitful and horrible really. But I have to admit to finding the Polestar4 car advert strangely beguiling. I'm not even interested in cars - I don't drive.

In all honesty I couldnt even name one advertisement on current TV. Go back a few years then Milk Tray and Black Magic chocolates as any chocolate was a luxury never mind a box.

Calendargirl, I was about to write the same! My other hate is the one on the GBNews channel where a woman and her daughter go into a department store, look at some furniture, and say " I'm thinking lounge" and the small precocious daughter (laying on a bed with a man) nods agreement. It's awful.

Hate the Tesco I've got power ,also the one for super noodles with a lady with a donkey on her back.

Witzend

Two I’d like to ban have already been going for ages - the ‘Can a Lenor bed get any fresher?’ one 😩, and that profoundly annoying woman gushing about ‘SO soft,’ baby skin (Fairy detergent).
But then I’m a fully paid up GOB nowadays (grumpy old bag) so I do find a lot of things intensely irritating. 🙂

The so soft baby skin ad is really tedious, the mother talks about fairy washing detergent as if it is a religious experience, really annoying.
Also the KFC ad showing people doing a robotic dance mimicking a chicken in some kind of dystopian world, with a chicken apparently being worshipped - before being made into a KFC family bucket one supposes 🫣