Following on from Secondwind's post above, as expected The DM is all over the price for the thimble full small jar of jam, a mere 215 g retailing between $12 and $15, case of "I saw you coming". As a comparison, " Bonne Maman 370g retails around £3 to £3.50 depending on where it's bought. Who in their right mind is going to lash out on this product, maybe once to try it out 
Well as The White Queen was prone to pronounce "Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never jam today, especially not at those prices 
Anyway, I can't wait for the Sussex Pond Life Pudding, I believe it's in production as we ponder on the jam, or fruit spread as it's labelled, and yes there is such a pudding, although the actual pudding part could be on the small side, but allegedly there's going to be ever such a BIG pond, the purpose of which is to cast in sprinkles "100s of 1000s" each one representing a person one has fallen out with, thereafter known as "pond life" So clearly a humongous area is required, probably less pond more lake size, I'm thinking Lake Michigan, that sort of area, anyway suffice to say enough to accommodate ex family, ex friends, ex staff, ex employees, particularly those at the Palace, production team on South Park, production team on Spotify "Archetypes" -- a somewhat stressful experience coping with the copious demands ooo! where did we hear that before, many requiring therapy in the aftermath-- But especially that nasty man who coined the phrase a couple of f*****g griffters" Sentebale Charity Bosses, annoying celebrities who rubbish "As If" tv show and the associated merch and well all those who just don't fawn enough, we know who we are could run into squillions.
"As Ever" we live in hopes. Perhaps the fruit spread could go head to head with Tiptree's jam from Essex, why Danny (Dyer) Duke of Essex, he's descended from royalty don't you know, is fiercely proud of his jam.
