This gave me a real giggle now don’t splutter on your coffee

Am now crossing my legs after reading that 😲

Hysterical!
But does remind me of my late OH as a raw house doctor doing hi gynae rotation. A woman was in surgery for trimming of her labia minora as she did not like them and thought them too big. How she got this done on NHS I do not
know.
My poor OH was handed a pair of scissors and told to start snipping. Consultant told him in gung ho fashion not to tinker but to have a good chop! Poor OH came home horrified!

Best thread for ages. Keep on doing it please.

I must tell hubby he was looking for something unusual for the garden; I'm sure the neighbors won't have them!

Omg ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Thank you Bluebelle. Made me smile,I wonder if Sainsburys sell them or just tescos 🤣🤣🤣

Oreo

ViceVersa

Ooh, pruning trailing labias sounds a bit painful!

Yeah but no but 😁 a lady garden does need trimming.

Trimming the bush is one thing but the labia - ouch!

ViceVersa

Ooh, pruning trailing labias sounds a bit painful!

Yeah but no but 😁 a lady garden does need trimming.

Grandmabatty

I knew gravity had an effect on noses, ears and boobs, but that a low blow 😂

Crying.

Ooh, pruning trailing labias sounds a bit painful!

Is flodding the gardening term for pruning trailing labias?

It does say “flodding “

Hard to read but does it say flodding ?😄 Not a Welsh word is it?

Not in the same league, but still…

BlueBelle 😂

There was a picture on our local community page yesterday of a load of rubbish outside a big black gate which had emblazoned in huge letters ‘Privet Property’.

I ve just seen another one on FB under gardening, a picture of a dead ( on one side) privet hedge with the heading
What’s wrong with my privates ?
And an answer
Ring 111

Aveline 😂😂😂

I nearly tripped over one yesterday.

I was in Tesco yesterday but didn't notice any trailing labias - thankfully 😮😄

For anyone looking for trailing labias
Are they in the middle aisle 😂

Me too Mollygo

I’ll have to be careful what I ask for at the garden centre, now I’ve got the OP’s post in my head

I think I need more Miracle Grow

Omg what a visual! 😂😂😂