For fun - anaesthetic influenced responses

A relative was taken into hospital in an emergency and operated on, when she was back in her room she believed there was a conspiracy going on with the nurses and doctors.

She wouldn't believe anything the doctos/nurses told her and that they were recording her with hidden microphones. She would say to them 'I know what you're all up to' 'I know you're in it too' and tell her husband 'don't speak when they come in the room' she was absolutely paranoid that they were trying to get her and her husbands bank details and no matter how much they told her it was the anaesthetic she just would not believe them. This wasn't just after coming round, this was the whole day following her operation.

She couldn't believe she acted this way and apologised to all the staff because she was so embarrassed. They've put a note on her records for future ref

I was in my 30s and was wheeled out of the operating room, totally conked out and one of the nurses asked me where I am, to help bring me out of the anaesthetic and I told her groggily I'm on a space ship - in my head I was - then that I was in the hospital, then I said ''you're very beautiful! '' The poor lady went red and thanked me!

Lying in the ward bed, I was coming around properly, and it suddenly came to me what I'd said! Very embarrassed, I felt!

LadyGracie

I told the surgeon he needed a haircut.

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When I was coming round after a C Section after the birth of my twins. I asked my husband to buy some Cost pards ( post cards) to inform everyone I had given birth and my twins had arrived safely !!!

These are hilarious! It hurts to laugh because I'm still recovering from a hysterectomy so I'm almost crying with laughter. I do hope we get some more candid foot in mouth anaesthetic comments. Thanks for these so far.

According to the nurses I told some extremely funny, dirty jokes. Now this is a girl who loves to hear jokes but can never remember them to retell.

Grandma70s 😂😂😂

When giving birth under the influence of pethidine I kept saying “Cats purr when they’re doing this”. (That’s true, but it’s stress rather than pleasure.) Then when the doctor was doing some stitching I addressed him as “You down there embroidering my bottom”.

The day before going into hospital for surgery under general anesthetic, I listened to a radio programme about Percy Shaw. He was the man who invented Cats Eyes. Road safety.
When my husband and daughter visited later, apparently I lay there, eyes closed and all I waffled on about was 'cats eyes'.

When I was a student nurse I was doing my stint in theatre and this young man, who had just had an appendicectomy, was coming round from his anaesthetic and he kept saying "I'm a naughty boy. Oh I'm such a naughty boy." I remember the theatre sister saying "Tell us more." He never did.

I had been given a nerve block and sedation………went out like a light until the surgeon started his work! I came round, looked him in the eye and said “well, that didn’t work did it?” He immediately instructed the anaesthetist to give me a GA

I told the surgeon he needed a haircut.

I said, “It would be nice to die.”

They instantly wheeled the resus cart up to my bed.

Obviously they thought I might give it a go!

Not me but a lady in the hospital bed opposite me sat up and started singing opera in Italian when she was coming round from her anaesthetic.

When I was giving birth they gave me pethidine, my DH says that I shouted “that bl** stuff isn’t working!

I did when going under an anaesthetic for a hip replacement - I remember the surgeon 'ripping off my paper pants'!!! Must have been short of time that day. I don't remember a single thing after that thankfully!