1- On 10 September 2024, I was at work and fell down a flight of stairs. The left side of my face was hugely swollen and bruised, a top tooth knocked out, and various injuries to my back, neck, ribs, right side, both knees, right ankle and right wrist, and my boobs, but amazingly, no breakages, fractures, dislocations, etc. Just a huge amount of pain and throbbing headaches for a week!
2-I quit my flat to live from my car for almost 2 years, showering at 24/7/365 truck stops and having meals from my car boot and under Basha covers.
3-In 2015, I was rushed to the hospital with sepsis in my left leg and foot, both of which had swollen to huge agonising proportions and told I had 48 hours to live if they couldn't catch it in time .....I was lying there, almost screaming with pain, drugged up to the eyeballs and told the lovely German doctor ''It's only death, there's far worse things I could get!''
4-I worked as a bus driver for a couple of years. One dark night shift, the last one, so I started at 9 pm and would get back to the depot at 12:30 am, I was getting in the cab. There was just one man at the stop waiting for me, and he jumped on and groped my bum, so I turned around, punched him in the guts, then, as he doubled over, I punched his face twice so he had a broken nose and a black eye, then kneed him in his danglies. I then pushed him off and he went flying onto the pavement, screaming in agony as his face, ribs and danglers all exploded and were bloody, then I drove off! It's lucky I could defend myself - after training as a wrestler - as I dread to think what he would have done to me if I couldn't!
5-Aged 15 and at school I was about the only pupil who stood up for a male pupil with behaviour problems, he was physically violent and terryfying but while most other pupils saw him as a vicious thug, I saw him as someone with serious issues, maybe being abused at home or something, so I helped him and stood up for him when nobody else would, and the teachers treated him like filth. He wasn't evil; she was scared and abused.
So that's my 5 claims to fame!