Misheard song lyrics

Hallelujah sung by a child at school. Harry Hoover, Harry Hoover.

Peter Carr has some very funny ones on YouTube

My mum called the Ian Dury song hit me with your mallet mick instead of hit me with your rhythm stick

Hot chocolate I always used to think they were singing „ wear your bra , you sexy thing „ and it’s „ where you from you sexy thing „ 🤣

Aveline

Four hundred children and a crop in the field,
You picked the wrong time to leave me Lucille!

Just love that!! I keep laughing about it.

merlotgran

^My old mum loved a song called ‘poetry in motion’ but would sing ‘oh a tree in motion’.^

So did mine. 😂

🤣

Rainwashed

Don't marry her have me by the beautiful south. I thought it was don't marry her Habean ( and assumed Habean was a name.
Night fever by the Bee Gees, my friend and I thought there was a line, "It's the night for the night bus ride, hurry now and catch it" !

You've not heard the original (not radio friendly!) version of that Beautiful South track then?

Yes Vice Versa I have now but hadn't when I mistook the lyrics. Prefer the sanitised version anyway.

Golden brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mancheros…

I never questioned what a manchero was. If I’d been asked I might have said some sort of tasty snack.

It’s “with my mind she runs”, apparently.

It was years before my grandmother confessed that she'd been singing the hymn "Gladly the cross I'd bear" as "Gladly the cross eyed bear"! I remember someone doing a spoof of "The Israelites" singing "Me ears are alight" and "Bohemian Rhapsody" - "Beelzebub has the Devil for a sideboard"

Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you (should be me)

I was going to say that one AGAA4!!

My little one would belt out these hymns-
Gold cherries on the mountain, over the hills & far away and
The urgent Mary had a baby boy

I believe that the hot dogs go on. (My heart will go on) Celine Dion.

youtu.be/NivZhWYepas?si=JE4jRAFQNm308Ce4

Meant to add Peter Kay's Misheard Song Lyrics.

Wash your back
Wash your back, real good

(Want You Back, Take That)

Hippo Roo Jack - Hit the road Jack

You don’t have to say you love me just because of ham - Dusty Springfield

Lizziethelab

Aveline

Four hundred children and a crop in the field,
You picked the wrong time to leave me Lucille!

Just love that!! I keep laughing about it.

No, it was four hundred children had a crap in the field

Also, 'then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her' (I'm a believer)

“I think we better deep fry now” - I think we better leave right now Will Young 😂

You've been slimming for weeks
You've got the teeth of the Hydra upon you

Should be,
You're slim and you're weak...

On that theme,

I predict a diet, I predict a diet!

Maggiemaybe

Golden brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mancheros…

I never questioned what a manchero was. If I’d been asked I might have said some sort of tasty snack.

It’s “with my mind she runs”, apparently.

I thought it was ‘with my mancheros’.
Imagined that mancheros was Spanish for a lover or someone with golden brown skin.
🤨

When I was at school I really did think that the words were:-

All things bright and beautiful.
All teachers great and small.

and

Away in a manger no crib for a bed
The little Malteser lay down his sweet head

We’re making love in a Femidom

(We are family, Sister Sledge)

keep them coming, I'm sore laughing...

For a long time, my late husband thought that the line in Bohemian Rhapsody was "spare him his life for his warm sausages". (I think the correct version is spare him his life for this monstrosity.)