We had a card from the late Queen on our 60th.
We once went to some colleague of my H for dinner when he and his new ,second, wife married and moved to a new house.
She served consommé as the first course (after the smallest glass of sherry you have ever seen).
Oh my goodness I thought the bowl would never be empty, it seemed every spoonful taken was replaced by two more.
I wanted to pick the bowl up and drink it just to get it over with.
This was followed by a casserole comprising some sort of meat, that is all I could call it, it could have been any of the main meats, chicken, beef, pork or lamb.
A butler like the late lamented Freddie Frinton would have supplied some much needed light relief.
I love a touch of candlelight however so count me in, I will bring the wine.