Acronyms for the Third Age

CBB - can’t be bothered
HM - how much?
FGS - for goodness sake

WDICIHF - what did I come in here for?
AITE - am I too early? (re bus pass)
YPT - young people today!
WMOOA - we made our own amusement

CBATD can’t be arsed to dust
TFC time for cake
WTR where’s the remote?
TTVUD turn the volume up dear
FUOCD fed up of cooking dinner

This is very funny.

IIBTY Is it bed time yet?
NICB No I can’t babysit
INW I need wine!

LTS - life's too short
YCTIWY - you can’t take it with you

BATS - Boobs are travelling south

WAME - Where are my eyebrows?

SMOTOH - Specs missing on top of head

WTA? Who's that actor?

GMS -Give me strength
JASOD - Just a small one, dear (and not really meaning it) when offered a G&T
YWRT - You won’t remember this (which means you’re stretching the truth)
ICGTBLO - I can’t get the bloody lid off

LHAB - Let's have a biscuit

HITYTB- have I told you this before?

FMPW definitely, twice today!

WISH - Well, I'm still here (each morning)
HFCB - Hurray for Charlie Bigham (other makes available)
TYGQ 😲 - This year's gone quickly

WTW- what's that word
WWISTC- who was I supposed to call
NMSPOGTFTPIL - need my spare pair of glasses to find the pair I have lost
WITSOTCF- where is the start of the cling film.
GUOCF- given up on cling film
NAC TOCPTB. - need a child to open child proof tablet bottle .
WA - what appointment
HWOWL- hate walking on wet leaves.
WDII- what day is it
WATP- where are the plasters
WINBP- where is my bus pass( always loosing it in my bag )
WHTSMT- why has the shop moved things .

Lot of the ones posted apply to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant 👏👏👏

Great fun - thanks everyone 😁

GOB - Grumpy Old Bag
CBAWH - Can’t be arsed with housework

IDBI - I don’t belieeeeve it -
when listening to a
LOOFA - Load of old Fanny Adam’s

W,IMD- Well, In My Day

Great thread.

WTDSS what time does strictly start.

MKH. My knee hurts.
WDILTC Where did I leave the car
FMBP Forgot my bus pass (again)
HM! How much! ( It was 30p less last week)

WTHIMYP? Where the hell is my phone??

YLIIYBA! You left it in your bag again! (Dh)

TOFSIOM - that's over fifteen shillings in old money!

PUWRTA
Please use words rather than Acronyms.

WHNA? What's his/her name again?
YKWIM You know who I mean