This year's 10 ten cracker jokes- which do you like best and why

The Noel and Liam one. I’m a big fan of Oasis, and it’s actually true, they do.

I like the Celia Imrie one. Infantile I know but the dgc will love that.

I don’t find any of these funny.
Maybe it’s me 🤷‍♀️

Just shows the British public funny bone is a mixed bag. I thought the winner was quite funny. Plus, I know both are really cheesy but I also like the Louvre Actually joke plus no8- spin on the Traitors...

For the Prince Andrew saga I infinitely prefer a limerick I heard :
( to the tune of "The Grand Old Duke of York")......
🎶🎼
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had 10 million quid
He paid it to someone he'd never met
For something he never did......
Oi !!!!
🎶

4. 7. and 10.
Partly as I dont understand some of the pop/celebrity/media ones!

Must be my sense of humour too because, along with Mel1967, I didn’t find them even remotely funny, sorry! To be fair, I have never really liked jokes, even though I am complimented on my sense of humour. I didn’t even like them as a child.
I really liked the limerick though, so I’m not all bah humbug!

I read these somewhere else-can't remember where and I didn't find them funny.
And I still don't.
That's just me - other people might find them hilarious .

I am going to tell them to my lot this Christmas.
We are a bit of a mixed bunch, so I will see who knows what, and who finds what, funny.
Thank you LemonJam.

I found all the cracker jokes mildly funny except for the one about the Oasis brothers but only because I didn't understand it.

The 'Grand Old Duke of York" made me laugh out loud.

How are they this years cracker jokes when nobody has yet pulled a cracker?
But regardless, not a single one are remotely funny, hope I get better ones in my Tesco crackers.

Still can't beat the snowman saying to another snowman 'Can you smell carrots' 😂😂

Keep 'em coming!

I’m a bit “Bah, humbug”. I don’t find them funny and think some are rather unkind…

I think the "jokes" in cheap Christmas crackers are funnier (and they're not really funny)

well i'm another who didn't find any of them remotely funny.
perhaps my sense of humour is very different from others.

The cracker joke I saw about snowman went like this

"What was the snowman doing in the carrot field?"
"He was picking his nose!"

Number 5 for me. 🤣

They're not the kind of jokes we get in our Christmas crackers! The ones above are all very topical and some of the people I don't know much about. Quite like theLouvre one though.

Have I lost my sense of humour. I wouldn’t class these as jokes. Oh dear

Madeleine45’s joke about snowmen amused me, but the rest left me cold.