I enter the house by the back door, squeezing through, to make sure the door doesn’t damage the gift I’m carrying rather awkwardly. Then I follow the clack of the computer keyboard that tells me she is working in her study.
I hope she has forgiven me for the unfortunate incident earlier. I truly did not mean to break that mug. Perhaps she should not have left it so near the edge of the desk, I thought. But least said, soonest mended, is my motto. Although not hers. Hence, my little trip out, with my ears ringing.
With any luck though, my peace offering will restore harmony between us. I push open the door and enter her study. Without taking her eyes from the screen, she greets me and I her. I drop my gift casually on her desk and wait, full of excited anticipation, for her surprised and grateful reaction. Lit now by her work lamp, my gift looks even better, glistening and glorious. I almost purr with satisfaction.
Eventually, she yawns, stands, stretches and turns away from her computer. Her gaze falls on the treasure I have brought her. With a piercing shriek, she leaps back, sweeping it ungraciously to the floor. I shrug and gobble it up, leaving only the head to remind her of my feline devotion and generosity.