Time for a laugh

Thought I would revive this

It’s the only way I can eat them!

Not a cartoon, and a bit of a read, but I hope worth it.

Have you ever stopped to wonder why you never actually see a dead penguin lying around on the ice in Antarctica? They must die somewhere, but where?
It turns out there's a perfectly good explanation — one that scientists have studied for years. Penguins, it is well established, are among the most ritualistic creatures on the planet. They mate for life, maintain deep and lasting bonds with their young, and live in highly organized communities with their own customs and traditions.
When a penguin passes away out on the ice, the remaining family members and close companions gather together. Using only their beaks and their small, stubby wings, they carefully dig a hole in the frozen ground, gently roll their departed companion in, and cover it back over.
Then the male penguins form a respectful circle around the grave, bow their heads, and sing together:

'Freeze a jolly good fellow... Freeze a jolly good fellow...'

(You didn't honestly think I knew anything about penguins, did you?)

A Viking joke!

There’s a bit of inter service rivalry in our family. I sent this little dig to DS!

Grannybags

Good advice!

Love this one 😂

Love them all but I'm afraid the knob of butter one had me laughing out loud!

Good advice!

AGAA4

Made me laugh Scribbles

Me too

Made me laugh Scribbles

This made me smile.

For the lazy amongst us, including me today.

Love this thread. Thank you to everyone posting cartoons etc. and making me smile.

my side's sore with laughing...love the funeral director one...

😂 love it!

Another one I spotted recently.

😂😂😂

Saw this card on sale in Sainsbury's 😂😂😂

Casdon

Still true now.

Love it !

Casdon

Still true now.

🤣 yes, one isn't exactly swooning...

Apologies to the veggies among us.

Still true now.

Brilliant!!

For all with white coat syndrome

Keep em coming, this is a great thread ☺️