Slightly more seriously my Granny once looked at me all dressed up and grudgingly said to me, 'Well at least you've got one good leg.' She wouldn't tell me which one it was!!
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When i worked un a care home i went in to help my last little lady into bed.
I sat on her bed and she said "oh, love, i hope you've got a lovely husband to look after you wnen you get home.
"No Annie" i said "i can't find anyone to have me,"
She looked me up and down and said "Well, you have let yourself go". 
MissAdventure
There's always someone who has to go one better
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MissAdventure
When i worked un a care home i went in to help my last little lady into bed.
I sat on her bed and she said "oh, love, i hope you've got a lovely husband to look after you wnen you get home.
"No Annie" i said "i can't find anyone to have me,"
She looked me up and down and said "Well, you have let yourself go".
😲
Cheeky mare!
(Is that rude or non-PC? I never know these days. It could be anti-equine.)
MissAdventure
Well, you didn't think you'd get rid of me that easily, I'm sure.
I certainly hoped not! Welcome back!
Thank you.
TheSunRisesInTheEast
Wow, MissAdventure, what a welcome back this is, you are obviously one very popular lady. You must be feeling 10 feet tall with your one big leg and one small 😂.
Talk of a bowels club intrigues me 🤣.
Looking forward to reading your posts 😀.
Indeed, for someone as teeny tiny as me (!) I feel very tall.
If i was 10ft my weight would be ok.
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