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If you go down to the woods today........

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kircubbin2000 Wed 27-May-26 13:23:53

Neighbour took the kids for a picnic yesterday to a wooded beach nearby. Imagine her shock when naked men quickly came out of the bushes and drove away. She noticed wedding rings as well as other things!

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Calendargirl Wed 27-May-26 13:29:18

I assume the wedding rings were on their fingers?

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Fallingstar Wed 27-May-26 13:32:08

Calendargirl

I assume the wedding rings were on their fingers?

🤣
I assume this is a pretty secluded beach, for good reason??
Am afraid this is also a problem on Hampstead heath.

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MawsRosie Wed 27-May-26 18:10:51

Sounds like she had a pretty close look 🤪🤪🤪

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Chocolatelovinggran Wed 27-May-26 18:18:31

Well, the song does say " You're sure of a big surprise.."

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MollyNew Wed 27-May-26 18:27:38

Chocolatelovinggran

Well, the song does say " You're sure of a big surprise.."

Hahaha!

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Astitchintime Wed 27-May-26 18:32:01

Well, I hope they were wearing sunscreen! 🥵

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kittylester Wed 27-May-26 18:38:26

Where exactly is this wood? 🤭🤭

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keepingquiet Wed 27-May-26 18:53:31

I remember being on a narrow boat on a very quiet stretch of the River Avon when we passed two men doing something very naughty in the bushes!
It was like a Monty Python sketch. They were both facing the river and didn't move as we waved and passed slowly by...

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Cossy Wed 27-May-26 18:55:50

Oooh I say!

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loripol Thu 28-May-26 20:22:44

I'm a bit puzzled by the mention of wedding rings - what is the significance?

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hollysteers Thu 28-May-26 21:03:20

Wedding rings? Was she using binoculars?

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Luckygirl3 Thu 28-May-26 21:26:47

"Watch them, catch them unawares ..."

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Granny42 Thu 28-May-26 23:10:32

I live close to the River Avon and I have not seen anything like that!! 😆

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keepingquiet Thu 28-May-26 23:18:51

There are many Avons in this country. This was a particularly quiet stretch between Wyre Piddle and Tewkesbury!

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VANECAM Thu 28-May-26 23:25:57

“Wyre Piddle”!

That explains why they had their little willies out then!

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pably15 Thu 28-May-26 23:28:22

Kittylester, why do you want to know??

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pably15 Thu 28-May-26 23:33:22

Granny, you can't be looking in the right places

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