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A loveliness of ladybirds. So what are politicians?

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Sago Tue 30-Jun-26 13:54:40

I love collective nouns and I learned yesterday a “loveliness” is the collective noun for ladybirds.

It got me thinking what should the collective noun for politicians be?

An embarrassment has already been taken by the Panda!

Fallingstar Wed 01-Jul-26 14:29:38

A pestilent pond of politicians.

WelshPoppy Wed 01-Jul-26 14:20:22

A protraction of politicians

Grantanow Wed 01-Jul-26 13:56:55

A corruption of politicians?

NotSpaghetti Wed 01-Jul-26 13:16:38

A "trial"?

Cossy Wed 01-Jul-26 08:58:14

A pi**take of politician
A piddle of politicians
A porky of politicians

TheWeirdoAgain60 Wed 01-Jul-26 08:55:00

I'm killing myself laughing at all the above!

TheWeirdoAgain60 Wed 01-Jul-26 08:54:25

''Poli'' means many and ''tic'' means persistent, multiple motor and vocal so basically, ''politician'' means

many motor mouths!

Mollygo Wed 01-Jul-26 08:03:46

A pratfall of politicians!

A pratfall is a fall onto one's buttocks. Slang for an embarrassing mistake . . .

Esmay Wed 01-Jul-26 06:37:04

A chaos

Esmay Wed 01-Jul-26 06:32:33

An overdose
A pomposity

Maremia Wed 01-Jul-26 06:32:12

From the suggestions, we really don't like them.

Padstow13 Wed 01-Jul-26 02:04:30

A Blight of politicians?

Grandmafrench Tue 30-Jun-26 23:14:23

The bar has been set so low in recent years that it's really hard to think of most of them as politicians, so
a Paucity of Politicians

Sago Tue 30-Jun-26 22:26:01

I like a dishonesty!
Possibly the best yet!
👌

JenniferEccles Tue 30-Jun-26 22:24:21

Not very imaginative but a Dishonesty of Politicians.

SueDonim Tue 30-Jun-26 21:35:40

A poison.

Fallingstar Tue 30-Jun-26 19:23:00

A pomposity of politicians .

Maremia Tue 30-Jun-26 18:40:30

A Performance of Politicians.
Those who put on a 'show' seem to fare better.

MissAdventure Tue 30-Jun-26 17:03:30

A pustulence.

eazybee Tue 30-Jun-26 16:45:57

A platitude
A proliferation
A plethora
A pollution

...of politicians

Far too many.

MawsRosie Tue 30-Jun-26 16:40:55

À pestilence?

Calendargirl Tue 30-Jun-26 16:30:10

A fabrication of politicians.

olderme Tue 30-Jun-26 16:16:59

A po of politicians. It's all the are good for.

Sarnia Tue 30-Jun-26 16:05:47

A palpitation of politicians. Most of them are a trigger for a heart attack.

MrsQuigley Tue 30-Jun-26 15:56:09

A pestilence.