I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...

....a Clairvoyant with a booth on a seaside prom somewhere.

The two occupations that spring to mind where you can conistently get things wrong but likely still make a consistent living.

The weather websites have, for the last several days, had little rain icons sprinkled across their illustrations, promising rain.

Fibbers! Ditto fortune tellers.