Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Floating in a warm Spanish sea 🌊

When the world runs out of Marmalade.

When the world runs out of marmalade!

Hit on the head by a Sax(ophone) pretty little pink flowers on my grave.

Poisoned by pink hair dye 😂

Falling from a yacht moored in somewhere lovely.

Eating a poisoned apple.........? Like Snow white , but not young and beautiful though............

I’m so pleased I chose this username sounds like I’ll be in my favourite place (bed) dolled up to the nines!

My username is the comment made by an aunt because I ride a motorcycle. So I guess my demise will be something to do with me doing something disgraceful on my big bad motorsickle.

The flowers I want on my grave.

While living a pauper’s life after spending all my money on the grandchildren.

Shall I show you the way?

Facing a runaway American

Dropped from a great height from an aeroplane

Quietly while reading my love letters.

Exhaustion probably, after shouting “stop running/don’t touch that/mind your head/be careful/don’t lean over/listen to granny” looking after grandchildren during the school holidays 🤭

A hybrid engineered dragonfly weighing 20 stone lands on me.

I’ll evidently just do as I’m told!
Funnily enough, in my previous GN existence I’d have done the same.

Errm -
All FannyD out??

(Sorry)

Being crushed by a grand piano.

Stabbed with my own knitting needles!

I’m about to have a pacemaker fitted, so hopefully until the batteries run out!

With a friend

Riding a huge expensive motorbike (borrowed!) off Beachy Head.

I'll be pecked to death by 22 little ducks because I didn't share my sandwiches.