Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Ferret all dressed up and looking foxie on her demise

Borne to Heaven in the arms of celestial Wombats who are suddenly and violently incapacitated by herpes, dropping me to fall to….

www.abc.net.au/news/science/2015-10-07/herpes-widespread-in-australian-marsupials/6783450?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

Happy after a full life!

merlotgran

Oh I don’t think I need to explain. 🍷🍷 🤣🤣

Nice way to go!

Same here Merlot!
Or possibly at a football match!

Choking on a slice of bacon having been forced to eat my own dress ….

Fatal burns from a frying pan 🍳

Trying to take a peak at my new look in the village well!

Hit by lightning.

Trampled by cows.

Under the weight of all the shopping I do!

Climbing Everest.

Doing Tree Pose under a tree when it falls down, and topples on me. Quite ironic/poetic really ha!

All on my own 😥

Aldom

Bodach

Thanks, Aldom; I'm here all week!
If I'm spared, that is....

Pecked to death by other hens in our coop when they discover that I've lived longer than most of them. I'm just an old boiler now.

Imprisoned in the Tower of London for trying to impersonate the Queen- got rumbled by mispelling 'ma'am'- put the "a's" in the wrong order and added ane extra one! 'Off with her head', ouch! 👑

Peed the bed when the electric blanket was on . Dead tired old woman.

A very funny thread!

My name is so unimaginative so I suppose I'll just wither away.

Crushed by a fallen Christmas Tree 🎄

I ate 22 cookies but I had my doubts about the new flavouring they used.

I love this thread!
Helterskelter I made the mistake of polishing a sticky metal slide with furniture polish, my child survived the extremely fast run but the little boy in a shell suit? Well, that's a different story!

Run over by an Inxx whilst being serenaded by a Jordan.

I'll pack my trunk and say goodbye to the circus. Off I'll go with a trumpety trump, trump, trump, trump ...

Fartooold

Fartooold says it all!!

I'm sure there's a poster called notgoneyet!

Fartooold says it all!!