Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

Trampled by a bull. 🐂

Calmly

Unfortunately I put the peroxide to use later in a tonic bottle.
My Gin tasted very odd.

I'm choking with laughter! These are brilliant.

Or taking the wrong pill - one of my favourite songs and also a book that profoundly affected me as a teenager. I'm not that disturbed, honestly!

I thought I was clever but the hounds got me anyway. Not a way to go but I did enjoy the chase. I am currently snuggled round a rich ladies neck and frequently stroked, such a pity they removed my teeth!

Shot in flight and put in a pie.
(Oldfrill is a pigeon)

Of inquisitiveness - well they do say curiosity killed the cat, so why not Alice?!!!!

I thought this thread was strange to start with but I am enjoying it and it really makes me laugh.

Choking on a Cadbury's Curly wurly - not a bad way to go!

Seemingly a MG55 is a type of machine gun 😮

Choking on a mug of tea? Or possibly dying of shock at the price of tea the way things are going. Sorry, not so lighthearted.

boheminan

I'll exit stage with Queen's rhapsody seeing me off

Beautiful!

I'll exit stage with Queen's rhapsody seeing me off

Still a work-in-progress

I think mine is self explanatory. Boring, though. Maybe I should change it to something more newsworthy and memorable. Trumpthwarter?

Galaxy

Well its either choking on the chocolate bar or being shot into space.

Well I'll see you up there !!!!

Well its either choking on the chocolate bar or being shot into space.

That's horri bull!

I'm going to go while consuming a bottle of amaretto must get some in

Where is Miss A, this thread is right up her street?

valdali

Davilla, so I guess I catch something heavy off Dave?

I think you’re going to be hit by a Mexican house?

Gored by a bull called Terri.

What a way to go Terrible!

Davilla, so I guess I catch something heavy off Dave?

I crash into the stars cos my Rocket fails to stop !!