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Your username explains how you die , how do you die?

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Noparadiseflapjack Wed 14-Oct-26 15:56:04

The world runs out of flapjacks

Oreo Wed 14-Oct-26 18:09:48

Casdon

Cossy

Who knows ??? But I like this thread nonetheless

Strangled by a swimsuit, maybe?

Haha, clever 😁

Oreo Wed 14-Oct-26 18:08:10

What a fun thread😄

Death by chocolate biscuits

Fallingstar Wed 14-Oct-26 18:05:41

Hit on the head by the star on the top of a Christmas tree.
Note to self - only buy a fairy for the top of the tree.

SueDonim Wed 14-Oct-26 17:54:49

I’ve no idea, but I’ll have a gravestone with a pseudonym on it.

Cabowich Wed 14-Oct-26 17:51:32

The CAt knocks a pile of BOoks on my head. Because of this, and because I've drunk too much WIne and eaten too much CHocolate, I expire happily.

MiniMoon Wed 14-Oct-26 17:47:59

Spaceship accident on the way to explore the small moons around newly found planets.

Casdon Wed 14-Oct-26 17:44:54

Cossy

Who knows ??? But I like this thread nonetheless

Strangled by a swimsuit, maybe?

Casdon Wed 14-Oct-26 17:42:54

Oh dear, mine’s going to be a sad con.

BrandyGran Wed 14-Oct-26 17:39:35

After a lovely tot of hot brandy with brown sugar- bliss!

GrannyGravy13 Wed 14-Oct-26 17:36:33

Drowned in a cauldron of gravy

Wyllow3 Wed 14-Oct-26 17:36:19

A high wind blows me into the river after a lot of dramatic flailing of branches....

eddiecat78 Wed 14-Oct-26 17:26:32

Large tabby sits on my face whilst I'm sleeping

winterwhite Wed 14-Oct-26 17:21:54

In a snowstorm.

Greenfinch Wed 14-Oct-26 17:21:13

Fly away with the birds.

Shinamae Wed 14-Oct-26 17:09:30

I don’t understand this at all 🤔

merlotgran Wed 14-Oct-26 17:08:31

Oh I don’t think I need to explain. 🍷🍷 🤣🤣

Nice way to go!

Aveline Wed 14-Oct-26 17:05:56

No idea

Greyduster Wed 14-Oct-26 17:04:29

Dragged into a river and drowned because I had refused to let go of a gigantic trout who had seized on my favourite fishing fly😂! Ah, I wish!

Cossy Wed 14-Oct-26 17:04:18

Who knows ??? But I like this thread nonetheless

Bodach Wed 14-Oct-26 17:00:42

Peacefully, when I'm even older than my username indicates I am now.

Which reminds me of the story of old Murdo, who was on his deathbed when he summoned his pal Hector. "Hector", he said; "We've been chums for a long, long time, and you know I'm not long for this world. Will you do something for me?" "Anything at all, dear friend", said Hector; "Just say the word". "Come closer", croaked Murdo; "This is for your ears only." So Hector bent down and placed his ear close to Murdo's parched, cracked old lips. "Under this bed", whispered the dying man, "there's a bottle of 100 year old Macallan (note; other whiskies are available). When I'm dead and in my coffin, and before they screw the lid down, would you sprinkle the contents of the bottle all over my poor corpse?" Hector looked his friend in the eye. "We've been friends all our lives, Murdo; it's the finest single malt in the world, and it's your dying wish. OF COURSE I'll do that for you". There followed a short pause, before Hector added, "You won't mind if I strain it through my kidneys first?"

Labradora Wed 14-Oct-26 17:00:20

Mauled to death by the only aggressive Labrador in the Galaxy ?
Crushed by an overweight Labrador rolling over onto me ?
Licked to death ?

Whitewavemark2 Wed 14-Oct-26 16:57:30

Drowned - I would like to think surfing

CarrotTop Wed 14-Oct-26 16:55:15

Oops, I didn't quite get the rules. I'll try again...
Everyone in the world stops making unoriginal remarks about "gingers" and I die of disbelief.

CarrotTop Wed 14-Oct-26 16:53:15

Every other tv programme is a quiz show and the ones in between feature celebrities kept together in close proximity, dancing, cooking or voting each other off for spurious reasons.
Oh, wait a minute...... hmm

Flippinheck Wed 14-Oct-26 16:52:31

Flipping heck! As I trip over the cat.