Morning all,
Since starting work, I have had to use an Asda on occasions, as it is only 2 minutes away from the office.
I must say I have never liked it, can't be sure if it's that particular branch as I've never been to any others, but there's something awful about the lighting and the layout, fells a bit like being in a scaled down version of the wrong sort of French hypermarket circa 1992.
Anyway, I digress. I have noticed lately that every time go in, no matter which till I go to the assistant comments on at least one item of my shopping.
"ooh chicken and chorizo pasta, that looks nice!" (well yes, that's why I'm buying it. Actually it was vile, but that's beside the point)
"Is this wine really only £3 a bottle?" (If that what the scanner says, it must be, mustn't it? {It was reduced to clear and was a lovely light, easy white}but please don't bring it to the attention of other shoppers because then they will stampede to buy it and there will be none left, which is why I have 12 bottles of it in my trolley )
"Mmmm lemon mousse, is that for your pudding?" (No, there was an article in the Daily Mail, so it must be true, and it was recommended as an anti cellulite cream, I'm going to smear it over my buttocks once I get home)
The only time this doesn't happen is if I'm just buying a newspaper and a Twix (or similar)
My theory is that staff have been told to do this as a way of "engaging with the customer" or some such twaddle.
I would like to test this theory by going to the till with a basket containing:
Haemorrhoid cream
Denture fixative (and cleaner for good measure)
A large pack of assorted condoms
Some of that "Play" stuff that they have next to the aforementioned items
Athletes foot powder
Incontinence pads
Head lice treatment
Lubricating jelly
I would like to add that I have no need of any of these items except one, and that's only because I have a bad cough at the moment
I wonder which item they would choose to comment on then and what would they say?
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