I keep getting emails offering me funerals and will writing services. Usually ignore them but today I've lost the plot. I sent this reply
Dear Sir/Madam
Thank you for the opportunity to purchase but I do not require this service as I am immortal and have inside me blood of kings. Under these circumstances I will never need a funeral or will writing service.
Regards
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