WHAT SENIOR CITIZENS ARE WORTH.

Did you know that we old folks are worth a fortune?
We have silver in our hair.
Gold in our teeth.
Stones in our kidneys.
Lead in our feet .
AND
Gas in our stomachs.

I have become older since I called in last and a few changes have come into my life.
I have become a frivolous old woman.
I am seeing six men a day.
The first one is when I wake up named Will Power who helps me out of bed to go and see Jimmy Riddle and then its time for breakfast with Mr Kellogg followed closely by the refreshing company of Mr Tetley or his other friend who I only know with the initals P.G.

Then comes someone I dont like at all named Arthur Itis. He knows he is not welcome but insists on staying all day. Even then he does not like staying in one place as he takes me from joint to joint. After a hectic day I am glad to be going to bed ( and with Johnny Walker too ! ) but I keep having to dodge that horrible Al Zheimer.

Well I will leave you all now but I hope Will Power is your constant companion too but just make sure Emma Royd does not creep up on you from behind and watch out for Gerry Atric.