Naughty secrets?

has anyone noticed the " Author's name" (titter)

Everyone to their own
Viva la difference
Live and let live I say!
No I haven't entered the competition

Perhaps I could put some sort of trap in the Box or better still have a recorded message that would play when the lid was lifted?
Now thinking of appropriate telling off messages !

I’ve entered and if I win I’ve no problem with my name being announced.
The company is a very well known and successful online retailer so no worries about them being end of range.

Dec46 If you saw a box with that label on, could you resist having a peep? I’m not sure that I could!

I’ve entered - and may the best woman win! <eyes competition>

annsixty ohhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy I never thought if I won my name would be announced lol

find it and enter....ah well

Oh blimey they re much less messy than a man ???
I m now going to find it anD enter anyone want a share ?

I was careful to say rejects not returned goods Oopsminty!

I do hope they're not second hand, Callistemon!

Great idea Dec46.

Just entered Competition.I think I should keep "naughty" thinks in a special box with notice on saying," if I'm dead or incapacitated do NOT OPEN and deposit in my neighbour's bin."
That way my sweet,innocent persona will remain untarnished

This thread is so funny!

Just because I don't want to know about Granny's knicker drawer doesn't make me uptight.

I agree with Liz46!

Thanks ladies. We've both had a good laugh at the posts so I am off to enter now.

Well I have never won anything in my life. Might this be the first. Always up for a new experience.

timetogo we really need a ‘likes’ button on here! ?

Well whoever wins the competition will be buzzing for a long time.

I've entered. I've been making do with a human male recently and he's getting worn out
I'm sure my children wouldn't be shocked, it's the 21st century!

sex toys? [ raises eyebrows ] [ clutches faux pearls ] [ leaves the thread ]

I got rid of my sexiest underwear - just in case I drop dead and one of my poor kids sorts out my clothes!

Are these all left overs from the closing down of a number of certain stores nationwide?
Are they rejects?

I think at end of the day what people do in the privacy off their own home is their business and hope whoever wins them enjoys them,