Naughty secrets?

I have an agreement in place with my youngest very empathetic son that when I die he will empty my bedside table of my private items so his two brothers will not be shocked.

I am certainly not entering.
a) because I don’t want them thank you very much.
b) as you say, my family’ reaction would be priceless.
c) I wouldn’t know what sex toys are or how to “utilise” them.
I can’t wait to see the winner announced , I bet it’s not a regular poster ?