Last week I opened an e-mail and found that I'd won a competition. My 'prize' was 4 tickets to the live recording of the final of X-Factor. X-Factor is a programme that I don't watch. I catch the odd snippet if I pass through the room while my wife and daughter are watching it. I don't like the format, I don't like the hype, and I don't like the idea that it makes Simon Cowell even more rich. Luckily, my wife and family enjoy the show and will go to watch the final in Manchester next month.
But it set me wondering what is the worst prize I've won - this one qualifies, as it's something I actively dislike. The other 'prize' that springs to mind was one I received when I was 20 and had no car. It was an implement to scrape ice off a windscreen and it arrived on August 1st..
Now over to you, can you think of any unwanted or inappropriate gifts that you've won?
Unite the Kingdom and Pro Palestine marches Cup 16th May 2026



. Oh anno; that is so cruel [but so funny]. And the paint roller reminds me of my mothers day present one year; a tin of paint and a brush and a promise from my ex that he'd look after the children for the day. The S.O. always wins something in the village raffle [they seem to have one every week]; it's usually biscuits and we always have to check the sell by date on them.