ladygram 14th Nov. 14.

Phew, it's you NellieM - thought it was one of "Them"

Not the world, Nelliemoser - just bits of it, but not our bit...(keep it under your hat!)

You daft lot! What have I been missing today? The world has gone mad.

Keep it under your hat, I can hear someone coming.

A mole? The amount of substance that contains an equal number of elementary entities as there are atoms in 12g of the isotope carbon-12?

Are we being recruited for industrial espionage in the General Conference on Weights and Measures?

Ah, but what about a mole?

I am but mad North-Northwest! I can tell a hawk from a handsaw!

Unless it's a full moon.

When the wolf howls the owl will hoot.

No good Pompa, "They" are with us .....

Reported - for infectious insanity

Thank you Gransnet that made me laugh when life is a bag of s--t just now.

Are the sands sinking???????

If the wind is in the East the crow will fly west,the dawn will bring good news. The cock will crow as the clock strikes 7. All will become clear for those who need to know.

Murder was done in the Red Barn. Do not open its green door (confusing for the colour-blind and reminiscent of Frankie Vaughan's Fifties hit)!

Pompa less of the gibbering - you'll be heard . . .

Pompa leaves the room quietly gibbering to himslf

It was the wrong barn! Head for the one with the blue door.

It must have been those darn macaroons!

Flee! All is discovered.

The red cow will be in the barn at midnight. Bring the macaroons.

After the eagle has landed...

Elegran, the osprey flies at dawn.

I thought I was losing the plot altogether. . . Am I allowed a Anya??

Now doubly confused.........

Isn't this the spy message thread? If you understand it all, you know who you are.