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Tell us your Bond girl/villain name and win a beautiful Bond by Design book

(85 Posts)
LaraGransnet (GNHQ) Wed 28-Oct-15 13:53:01

To celebrate the release of Spectre we've jumped on the Bond wagon got a beautiful HB of Bond By Design: The Art of the James Bond Films. All you have to do is tell us your Bond girl or Bond villain name and post it on the thread.
This competition ends on 11 November. Usual T&Cs apply.
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Jane10 Fri 30-Oct-15 09:00:00

I thought there was a specific formula for choosing your 'Bond' name. Like the pornstar one (the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name or street where you live-can't remember exactly which). They were talking about it on Graham Norton last week. The first name had to be the first name you ever gave your vagina followed by something else specific but can't remember (again).
I can't think there'll ever be a Bond girl called 'Front Bottom' anything!!

shysal Fri 30-Oct-15 07:39:22

Clever, mumble! grin

mumble Fri 30-Oct-15 00:17:41

Tutu Tango...

rosesarered Thu 29-Oct-15 20:50:56

Is this casting for the next Bond movie.... Carry On SPECTRE !

rosesarered Thu 29-Oct-15 20:47:49

grin

Ana Thu 29-Oct-15 20:45:51

Well, if we're being rude...

Ivor Biggun

shysal Thu 29-Oct-15 20:11:56

Aygo Nicholas (Knickerless!). grin

Cherrytree59 Wed 28-Oct-15 23:15:44

OOPs me thinks got wrong end of the thread!
Not being Bond Fan had not realised that clever GNers had made the villain/ girls names up confused
Must have had a 'Bond' moment grin

Back to the drawing board

Anne58 Wed 28-Oct-15 22:42:06

ninathenana grin

Envious Wed 28-Oct-15 22:30:19

Foxy Sokolove

ninathenana Wed 28-Oct-15 22:19:54

I assumed we were being asked to make up our own confused

Riverwalk Wed 28-Oct-15 21:46:53

River Rip'emoff smile

Ana Wed 28-Oct-15 21:27:17

I think we need a bit of clarification here, GNHQ.

Are we supposed to be submitting names from the actual films, or our own made-up ones?...thlconfused

Marmight Wed 28-Oct-15 21:26:35

Madame La Grande Entree

Cherrytree59 Wed 28-Oct-15 21:19:21

Odd Job

TerriBull Wed 28-Oct-15 20:30:21

Barry Cuda, (loads of nasty sharp teeth, similar to Jaws but with less metal!)

Ana Wed 28-Oct-15 20:06:42

Fee Knix would be more in keeping with the spirit of the competition, though! grin

ninathenana Wed 28-Oct-15 20:03:53

Phoenix was actually the first name that came to me. I was sorely tempted but thought it a bit cheeky to pinch it grin

chelseababy Wed 28-Oct-15 18:12:26

Jowls

Anne58 Wed 28-Oct-15 18:12:17

Phoenix!

Or perhaps Phoenix Flame?

Or even Phoenix Phlame?

Cherrytree59 Wed 28-Oct-15 17:57:44

Pussy Galore grin

TerriBull Wed 28-Oct-15 17:43:43

Thank you Grannyknot, yes I like to think so, it's not my real name sadly just my nom de plume grin

loopylou Wed 28-Oct-15 17:41:11

Persephone Pollinger or Professor Ars Enicslethal

Grannyknot Wed 28-Oct-15 17:35:25

terribull you already have a brilliant one!: Terri Bull. grin Or even Terry Boule. grin

TerriBull Wed 28-Oct-15 17:14:06

Desiree De'ath