Tell us your Bond girl/villain name and win a beautiful Bond by Design book

I thought there was a specific formula for choosing your 'Bond' name. Like the pornstar one (the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name or street where you live-can't remember exactly which). They were talking about it on Graham Norton last week. The first name had to be the first name you ever gave your vagina followed by something else specific but can't remember (again).
I can't think there'll ever be a Bond girl called 'Front Bottom' anything!!

Clever, mumble!

Tutu Tango...

Is this casting for the next Bond movie.... Carry On SPECTRE !

Well, if we're being rude...

Ivor Biggun

Aygo Nicholas (Knickerless!).

OOPs me thinks got wrong end of the thread!
Not being Bond Fan had not realised that clever GNers had made the villain/ girls names up
Must have had a 'Bond' moment

Back to the drawing board

ninathenana

Foxy Sokolove

I assumed we were being asked to make up our own

River Rip'emoff

I think we need a bit of clarification here, GNHQ.

Are we supposed to be submitting names from the actual films, or our own made-up ones?...

Madame La Grande Entree

Odd Job

Barry Cuda, (loads of nasty sharp teeth, similar to Jaws but with less metal!)

Fee Knix would be more in keeping with the spirit of the competition, though!

Phoenix was actually the first name that came to me. I was sorely tempted but thought it a bit cheeky to pinch it

Jowls

Phoenix!

Or perhaps Phoenix Flame?

Or even Phoenix Phlame?

Pussy Galore

Thank you Grannyknot, yes I like to think so, it's not my real name sadly just my nom de plume

Persephone Pollinger or Professor Ars Enicslethal

terribull you already have a brilliant one!: Terri Bull. Or even Terry Boule.

Desiree De'ath