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Cats sit on paper hats and bees they sit on trees.

bats flit - they dont sit

A mantis sits on a clematis, maintaining a distance, and having resistance to having sought to put his thoughts into prayer. But he ought to. Say and pray that is. On the clematis.

Birds sit on the stairs.

Emperor moths alight on cloths.

A corncrake sits on a rake (taking a break).

Hornbills sit on windowsills.

A kingfisher sits in a pitcher.

Reindeer sit on keg beer

Doves that poop on my gloves.

Children love presents from Santa Claus
but by bedtime parents just want a pause!

Thrushes sit on bushes...

Santas sleigh lost in the hay

Babies in their bouncers,teenagers with their flounces,the elf on the shelf, all agreed it was time for the Christmas log woof woof agreed the dog!

Gibbons sit on ribbons

Alligators sit on radiators.
Quaggas sit on daggers. (Ouch!)
Antelopes sit on envelopes.
Armadillos sit on pillows.
Turtles sit on kirtles.
Gophers sit on sofas.

The Heffalump sat his rump on a stump to eat his Christmas cake
but the Heffalump's rump was too large for that stump and it began to quake.....

Heffalumps sit on stumps

Santa sat in pasta

Fly on a mince pie

Poor old Gran has her bum stuck in a frying pan. My 4yr old DGD sang this in the car on the way to Wales in half term

The fairy sits on th Christmas tree,ooh! it hurts says she

Tots sit on Pots
Mums sit on Bums
Gorillas sit on Pillars

A slow worm sits on a urn and a lion does not sit on a iron

Don't fear it's going to rain, dear.
(See what I did there!)

Dinosaurs sit .... anywhere they want to !!

Nanas sit on spanners.
The postie sits on a toastie.
Grasshoppers sit on toppers.
Sparrows sit on arrows.
Woodpeckers sit on double-deckers.
Robins sit on bobbins.
Rooks sit on books.
Crows sit in rows.
Owls sit on dowels.
Mice sit on ice.
Mice sit on dice.
Grans sit on pans.

It is said a bat sits on his head. Mr possum just sits on his bottom. A centipede sits on his feet. And a Turkey they say sits snug on a tray.