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NOW CLOSED: Competition: Win a signed copy of Oi Frog! and a Waitrose Yule log

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KatGransnet (GNHQ) Fri 27-Nov-15 09:58:43

We're offering 15 free Waitrose Yule logs and a signed copy of Oi Frog! to gransnetters who come up with the best festive or animal rhyme in one sentence, in the style of the book (eg ‘pheasants sit on presents’ etc.)

From the award-winning Kes Gray and the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, Jim Field, comes an hilarious rhyming tale about a frog who discovers that all animals have their special places to sit!

Cats sit on mats, hares sit on chairs, mules sit on stools and gofers sit on sofas, but Frog does not want to sit on a log! Jam-packed with animals and silliness, this original rhyming story will have young children in fits of laughter

'An absolute treat.' - Daily Mail

'Hilarious illustrations and rhymes which are easy to recite and join in. Everyone will love it.' - The Guardian

Watch the trailer here:

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Oi Frog is published by Hachette Children's Group and can be purchased on Amazon.

Post your festive or animal rhymes (in one sentence) below by Friday 11 December to be entered into the competition.

Pamaga Tue 01-Dec-15 11:23:48

spiders fly in gliders

BerryMoon Tue 01-Dec-15 11:20:02

Reindeer sit on the pier

jewils43 Tue 01-Dec-15 11:14:23

The penguin and the Polar Bear its christmas in England how is it there

juliea333 Tue 01-Dec-15 11:11:00

That frog on the log has spooked my Mog

juliea333 Tue 01-Dec-15 11:09:43

Everyone sitting round the tree
Laughing singing merrily,
Hard works over,time for fun
I love my job, I love being 'Mum'

julieray Tue 01-Dec-15 11:00:48

Toads sit on roads

radval Tue 01-Dec-15 10:58:14

Holly never went anywhere without her brolly.

radval Tue 01-Dec-15 10:54:26

Partridges store your cartridges

radval Tue 01-Dec-15 10:53:38

Bees hum in CHRISTMAS trees

radval Tue 01-Dec-15 10:52:29

Mackers sit on crackers

Pamaga Tue 01-Dec-15 10:50:08

witches and ghouls wear britches and mules

jamesson Tue 01-Dec-15 10:49:37

Robin red breast on the old tea chest.

Pamaga Tue 01-Dec-15 10:46:41

mistlethrushes sit on thistle bushes

Pamaga Tue 01-Dec-15 10:45:44

robins sit on bobbins

goose1964 Tue 01-Dec-15 09:59:33

christmas glee round the tree

Molly10 Tue 01-Dec-15 09:42:59

The Giraffe slid off his carafe, his nose still in, his toes dug in but he couldn't get back up again, hic :-)

andreaca Tue 01-Dec-15 09:27:59

The pug sat on the rug

annemac101 Tue 01-Dec-15 08:25:52

Bears sit on stairs!

suzybean Mon 30-Nov-15 23:45:48

Seals sit on snowmobiles whilst eating jellied eels...

Sararose Mon 30-Nov-15 23:06:30

Goats sit on coats (and eat them later) whilst cats prefer hats and kittens love mittens .

patnewton Mon 30-Nov-15 21:34:25

frogs sit on logs and lilypads too
a comfier choice, I suspect, don't you?

bikerwitch13 Mon 30-Nov-15 21:31:36

Bats sit on cravats

splodge Mon 30-Nov-15 17:25:32

A pig with gout, sat on a sprout

tiggers Mon 30-Nov-15 17:21:31

Armadillos sit on pillows.

Mivvle Mon 30-Nov-15 17:16:52

Penguins sit on Engines (but only red ones ...)