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I was stumped when my nephew aged 6 asked "why don't fish have belly buttons?"

Granddad to granddaughter while watching the news..something about a transvestite..
Grandad.....that's what you are
Grandaughter running in to me in kitchen....Nanny, granddad says my vest's too tight, it's not ..is it ?

My GD asked what it was like when dinosaurs were alive when I was little!

"Grandma...if I want a little baby, when I'm bigger, do I have to actually, like, KISS a boy (much face pulling and expressions of disgust from her!!) or can I just offer to swap one of my best toys..????

Errrm...

I was holding my granddaughter and she asked me why I had a spider on my face.
she was looking at my mole with hairs coming out. I soon plucked them all out

Stacie asked me if jacket potatoes were made from monkeys! When I asked her why she thought this, she said she thought that the arms, legs and head were pulled off before baking!!

Stacie asked me if jacket potatoes were made from monkeys! When I asked her why she thought this, she said she thought that the arms, legs and head were pulled off before baking!!

Stacie asked me if jacket potatoes were made from monkeys! When I asked her why she thought this, she said she thought that the arms, legs and head were pulled off before baking!!

My grandson wanted to know why i had wrinkly elbows!!

In a restaurant DD told DGDs "we are in a grown up restaurant, so let's have a grown up conversation- what shall we talk about? "
DGD (7) - " car insurance? "

One of the family's chickens died. Childminder asked GD (5) if it had gone to heaven.
GD: 'Oh no, Daddy wrapped it in a black bag and put it in the bin'.

Other GD once asked 'What did you do in the War, Granny?'
Me: I was a toddler!

my granddaughter was looking at the vegetables I was growing, when she asked "Grandma where is the pasta growing?"

Nanna, why do octopuses have eight testicles?
Try and answer that one with a straight face....

5 year old: "do you know that little boys have something little girls don't have?"
Me: " do they?"
5 year old: " yes they have dinosaurs"
Me: "phew!"

my granson asked me if i was pregnant think it was time lose some weight

when playing a game in the garden my grandson aged 4 asked me " Can you run round just like a horse Nana and i will try and catch you.

Nanny, Do you have to plant a special plastic seed to grow those plastic lemons in the supermarket?

why is mummies stomach so wobbly?

My little grand daughter was telling me about her friend. I asked her if she went to her Nursery. She replied 'she can't, she hasn't got any teef.'

My granddaughter, who is five, was pulling at her pants. I said 'Please don't do that' 'why!' she replied. To which I said 'because it is not lady-like'. She thought for a moment and then asked me 'Well is it man-like then?'.

My 4 year old Grandson asked why Grandads hair was on his chin and not on his head. Is it because his wig slipped down? Or has he got his head on upside down. I was laughing to much to come up with an answer and by the time I stopped he was laughing to much to care what the answer was

`Nanna why do you have hair on your chin are you really a man?`

` No I`m just old ` said an embarrassed me.

Off to find a mirror and some tweezers!

I picked my little granddaughter up from school and she had been busy working on a history project. '' Did you know any Vikings Grandma?'' she asked, '' A bit before my time, sweetheart'' I replied.

I was cleaning my daughter's windows and my little grandson was pondering on the bird droppings I was trying to get off. "Grandma, how do birds go poo sideways?", he asked.