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I put an empty milk bottle in centre of dining table and a cyclamen in a pot on the doorstep .

I still blush when I think of mine.

I thought I was dressed to impressed with a long white, pleated skirt, blazer etc on the train into London.

The train had individual slamming type doors and the train was quite full and I was sat by the window.

As we pulled into Fenchurch Street station I thought I would beat the rush to get off the train and promptly stood up to move past the people sitting by me.

What I had not foreseen was at some stage my skirt had got trapped in the door and as I stood up, my skirt fuelled by an obliging elasticated waist did not !

It was one of those days when I thanked my mum for wearing clean underwear !

In my travelling companions favour apart from an intake of breath from the lady opposite , no one said a word, I quickly sat back down and remained until everyone had left the carriage before retrieving my skirt from around my feet!

it was mistaking my fiance's sister for his mum

I often thank people for phoning me when I've missed the call and rung them back.
Embarrassingly, saying tearful goodbyes at a family funeral, I thanked the deceased's daughter (who'd arranged it with her DF) for coming! Like me she'd enjoyed a consoling dram or two and 10 years later I'm still hoping she didn't notice!

Yesterday - Staying at DD's. First I told her the boiler had broken and the shower was running cold, she pointed out that some third party had turned it to cold.
Then I couldn't turn off the tv in the bedroom I slept in. The remote clearly was dead and I couldn't find a switch on the tv itself. Sighing she pointed out that the remote charger switch, behind a cupboard, had been switched off, not by me! I still haven't found the on/off switch on the tv ...
I'd better get my coat!

I do not think that there is a care home large enough to accommodate us all!

many and often senior moments but the best one was waiting in a 'q' of people for the checkout, only to finally realise I was standing behind a couple of mannequins...and they weren't dressed....

Mine was getting the bus home from town and then when my husband asked where is the car? I remembered I had left it in John Lewis car park !,

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This is the funniest thread in ages!

Charleygirl you've reminded me of what I did last Christmas. I was meeting up with a friend and I knew she'd moved house to somewhere near another friend of mine. I asked her to pop my Christmas card through the other friend's door. I have never told her that later I remembered my other friend had died.

Posting all my christmas cards then realising I hadn't put the stamps on!

My underarm deodorant felt sticky one morning. It was hairspray.

Out with a friend I kept the lovely little chocolate you get at the end of an Indian meal for my DH because he loves them. Two months later I wondered what the disgusting sticky mess at the bottom of my handbag could be.

Telling my daughter I had bought her a cd of her favourite rapper Fifty P.

The other day, when the car was iced up on the drive, I went out and started the engine running. Five minutes later, I was looking in my handbag wondering where my car key was.

Walking up the stairs and not knowing why I', there. Coming back down and remembering what I went up for.

And this is another example!! "Friphone nods?!?!"

FRIENDS HOUSE!!

A while ago I had a Skoda Felicia. Was due as service, so hubby looked around as I went to the counter and asked for filters to fit a Skoda fellatio :O !

I left my friphone nods the other day, got in the car to drive home.

Except I didn't.

I got on the ring road, went all the way round it, got off at (what I thought was) my junction, parked....and was back at my friends house. Obviously she spotted me.

Well one of us thought it was funny anyway.

Beautiful morning, driving to work nice and early for a VERY IMPORTANT meeting. Happily singing along to the radio when I realised that my voice sounded odd, all shhhh and ssss. Drove on puzzled, then the awful dawning - my teeth were still in the bathroom cleaning themselves.

my mom slipped over outside the jewellers and then in a loud voice said... i know it's because i was pished....... she meant pushed as we were laughing and joking but her accent made it sound different, and a rather posh gentleman said don't worry old dear we all get pi$$ed sometimes it's just a senior moment to admit it...

I was paying for something at a till. I meant to say "Thank you" but I said "Hello"........

i am always hiding things away for christmas so good that i cannot find them. i will find them next summer then do the same next year

I went out with odd shoes on and didnt realise. Several of my friends realised and thought it was just something I would do

Years ago my Nana told me her friend was staying in a fancy condom. She meant condominium lol.