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For those of you who like to bake

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annsixty Mon 25-Dec-17 14:53:06

Christmas cookies

1 cup of water
1 teas baking powder
1 cup of sugar
1 teas salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Method
Sample the Cuervo to check quality
Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, pour one level cup and drink

Turn on the electric mixer
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl

Add one peastoon of sugar, beat again
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok.
Try one more cup just in case

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl

Chuck in a cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the Turner

If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a drewsiver

Sample the Cuervo to check got tonsisticity

Next sift two cups of salt or something...
Who gives a sheet. Check the Cuervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add a spoon of sugar or whatever you can FIND

Grease the oven

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees without falling OVER

Don't forget to beat off the Turner

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove into the dishwasher

CHERRY MISTMAS

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NanaandGrampy Wed 27-Dec-17 21:37:17

Just read this to Grampy and took us 10 minutes to stop laughing!! Thanks ann !

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Greyduster Wed 27-Dec-17 21:22:22

Ann ?! If I come to your house, I’ll be sure to bring a cake - or a bottle - or a cake in a bottle....!

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gloribird Wed 27-Dec-17 18:44:11

Hi Third time of reading & still laughing myself silly / such a tonic
just what we all need right now...?
Thankyou

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Jalima1108 Tue 26-Dec-17 23:33:24

Jush tried the repissee, reshipee, baking
loved it annthingy

tchgrin

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Blinko Tue 26-Dec-17 18:31:54

grin love this one!

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moobox Tue 26-Dec-17 18:21:12

Who needs alcohol to bake like that? Sounds like me on a good day

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Mapleleaf Tue 26-Dec-17 16:38:36

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ginamat Tue 26-Dec-17 16:13:37

Love this, it made my Christmas, thanks for sharing.

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Biddysue Tue 26-Dec-17 14:55:21

Perfic ! Hic hic

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NonnaW Tue 26-Dec-17 14:52:35

Brilliant!

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Sourcerer48 Tue 26-Dec-17 14:02:32

Brilliant! Made my day...

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Overthehills Tue 26-Dec-17 13:13:24

It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud Annsixty but I was practically hysterical! Thankyou so much!

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meandashy Tue 26-Dec-17 12:04:43

Made me smile, thanks ????

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LadyGracie Tue 26-Dec-17 11:57:24

That’s my kind of cooking. grin

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cikada Tue 26-Dec-17 11:39:32

Absolutely love it, definitely made my day !!! Thanks for sharing....

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pamdixon Tue 26-Dec-17 11:29:32

love it

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Dianic Tue 26-Dec-17 10:51:46

Hahaha... that's great! Made me giggle (and want a Bailey's!)...

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Legs55 Tue 26-Dec-17 10:42:58

Think this might be the recipe for the day, Cherry Mixmousetchgrin

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blueberry1 Tue 26-Dec-17 10:34:31

Ha Ha,love it!

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Skweek1 Tue 26-Dec-17 09:55:48

I've got a similar recipe for a whizzkey version - will try the cosy jersey version next year - thanks ann - I always thought it was a cherry mixmouse, though.

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hapgran Tue 26-Dec-17 09:34:41

Love it!

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Chewbacca Mon 25-Dec-17 16:41:45

Love it! Thanks for the giggle annsixty x

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shysal Mon 25-Dec-17 16:31:32

tchgrin

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Cherrytree59 Mon 25-Dec-17 15:06:07

Cherry Mistmas to you too ann wine

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Bellsnwhistles Mon 25-Dec-17 14:59:44

Hahaha thanks for adding to the christmas fun here?

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