Spring Cleaning TWO - alphabetically

Please can I have a wipe Cherry? (actually I'd rather have a crisp or 3!!)

Opening a new packet of crisps wipes

Need to make a start, but would rather read a good book.

Must do some polishing

Looking at all the dust and cobwebs - well looking at them is a start anyway!!

Kleenex tissues everywhere

Just put your feet up!

Impossible stain removal

Have a heart - I need a holiday!

Got to get going.

Feeling lethargic again!

Engaging a cleaner

Delegating to the OH!

Compiling cleaning rota
its beginning to resemble that Argy-Bargy place

But I am exhausted after Christmas - I need a few days complete rest...............Sorry!!

Alexa connected to robot vac
so we can all slob on sofa a bit longer

Xtra fast Jangran !

You should see me go.

Zipping about madly.

Would that be jet propelled Lemongrove?

Very worrying LG - not for you but for anyone working near enough to you to experience your latter 'condition'. I feel it's them that need the brandy - for a speedy escape!

Unless I am plied with brandy, then somehow, I can move about quite quickly.

To tell the truth, I have a condition which makes me unable to help much with the cleaning, actually two conditions: congenital idleness and terminal flatuence ( sad, ain’t it?)?

Struth! Just get on with it and choose which chore you feel you want to do!!

Right. Make sure I get the list first Danni as I’m a bit picky about what I do. Some light cobweb removal I might just about be able to manage (possibly)

Quaking in my shoes Danni but you are quite right! I'll do something from your list like ticking off the volunteers,there won't be many

Please can we get back to cleaning now - there has been too much slacking. I will write a new list and people can put their name against the chore they are going to do............. I will be making sure that things get done (from the sofa, of course!!)