Spring Cleaning TWO - alphabetically

Very upset! How very dare you hint that I'm a slattern! you do seem to know me rather too well

Well, if the cap fits....

Xpect it does.sadly

You will need to work a bit harder. Less of the ???? in the Argy Bargy Café

Zut alors! Mais je ne touche pas l'alcool mon cher!

Ah, mais c'est une bonne histoire, ma Cherie.

But it's the only excuse I have left. That and being bone idle.

Cleaning up after others is such fun.... and I have had so much practice at it

Doing a great job there Marydoll . Oops! You've missed a bit. You might want to go back and do that bit again. just trying to be helpful

Eventually going to lose my cool with she who shall remain nameless

For heaven's sake I was just trying to be helpful! sheesh some people are really touchy

Grrrrrrrrr! Patience!

Happy to hold that bucket for you whilst you climb those steps and clean the windows, light shades and corners.

I'm exhausted covering for you all. ?

Just a bit more and then you're done. Only the mopping and dusting to do. And cleaning the oven. And fridge. And defrosting the freezer. Sort out that mess in the cupboard under the stairs. And then your time's your own!

Kettle is on, I'm done for tonight.

Looking forward to helping with the cleaning today (after my app at the beauty salon for facial, manicure, pedicure and having hair done - Oh, think I might be there all day - sorry! )

Massive de cluttering day

Nobody can complain about ME?.
I've done my bit with supervising, cobweb clearing, flower deadheading, filling the birdbath, plumping the cushions and I'm jolly well exhausted.

Oh come off it Bella, I've seen you stretched out in the hammock in the garden; G & T in one hand; paperback bodice ripper in the other. Not much evidence of "work" when I passed you earlier today.

Please Grans, can we all pull together? I'll make a spreadsheet with all your names and tasks. Then that's me done my bit and I'll be off to the café

Querying the hammock with G&T, Chewey. I think you'll find that was Marydoll trying to impersonate me. The cheek!

Right Bella, course it wasn't you does she think I'm daft? Except I recognised the navy blue knitted bathing costume and thick lisle stockings poking out from under your Barbara Cartland novel. gotcha!

Stockings (lisle) under a knitted bathing costume Bella? Is this the latest thing for swim wear? Oh no! I am off on holiday tomorrow (I will miss all of you so much ) and don't have time to get together that sort of outfit! Damn and Blast I am going to look so out of date round the pool!!

That's rather rude, Chewey, mocking my garb. And my taste in literature. Ok, it was me. was just trying to get that Marydoll into trouble but now you've made Danni feel inadequate on her holiday. Happy hols Danni. I'm off to recuperate from a late breakfast and cogitate about what to do next .... yawn