Do you remember (schooldays) those made up book titles..... The Cliff Top Tragedy by Eileen Dover, and The Bus Conductor by Miles Standing
Well, how about we make our own up, and give a bit of info about the type of book. So, my offering.... I am presently immersed in a book of handy gardening tips 'Keep That Garden Watered! ' by Tilda Ranecums.??
Buried Treasure by Doug E Tupp ?Home Improvements by Paddy O'Dors - so silly but they really make me laugh (and must admit sulis' posts remind me of shocked naughty giggles in the 3rd year)
Naughty sulis! When I was young, shy and as green as the hills a male colleague came up to me in the children's book department and asked me if I stocked 'Biggles Flies Undone'. I smiled politely - he was a bit of a git.
Shorter skirts by Seymour Nicks. Stained glass windows by that previously mentioned author Hoo Flungdung, The accused by DD Dooit, What Next? by Ivan Idea, Famous Music by Aaron A Geestring