Word Chain - At Home 3 (Alphabetical)

Jigsaws. Made up (with a piece missing) and framed onto a cheap coffee table and covered with glass. Classy like.

Kittens, nice plastic ones, all shapes and sizes, so sweet - aaah

Leopard skin rug (faux obviously).

Mock Roman statues in the garden

Nylon bed sheets. The ones that give you an electric shock when you move about too much. And they snag on your toes nails and feet. And they catch strands of your hair whilst your sleeping and yank it out when you turn over. Ah bliss!

Opulent eiderdowns to hide your cheap sheets, Chewy.

Pah! Cheap sheets! They cost me £2/7.6d from Dewsbury Market in 1962 and are as good as new! Got another 10 years in them yet!

Questioning your taste in sheets.?

Rag rolled walls using up the odds and end of old paint cans all mixed together

It's coming along nicely this house, isn't it? Very stylish!

Sleazy photographs on wall. After all, we are aspiring to a stylish house

Tastefully arranged, I hope? and what are these "sleazy photos" of? Or is it best not to know?

Unfortunately, I cannot disclose the identities. There are some well known Gransnetters involved

why am I not surprised

Vertical blinds. To afford maximum privacy for Marydoll's photographic sessions.

Wild house-warming party to show off our good taste

X rated photos removed to preserve anonymity

Yes, probably a good idea.

Zooming in to see where photos have been stored...........!
Oh there they are.............who'd have thought it of her? (She seemed such a 'lady'!!!!!!!!!!)

Arrival of small army of house cleaners to make good the havoc wreaked by the party

Best effort by all, house now clean and tidy...

Can we have a rest from the housework and is it ok to put the incriminating photos back up.?

Downstairs loo needs spare loo roll but I've washed the crinoline lady. Must crochet another

Expecting a delivery of Lladro figurines lookalikes from a man in the pub. £3.50 for 100 figurines! Bargain for such high quality crap

Foe goodness sake, we are not cheapskates. Didn't he have anything for a fiver?

Good heaven's Marydoll , do you think we have money to burn? I spent a fiver this morning on a new 3 piece "leatherette" suite; crimplene cushions and a plastic cuckoo clock.

Holes in leatherette suite (cigarette burns) fixed with plasters, little round ones. All looking really swish now.