Limerick

An elegant dance is the tango
Its easier than a fandango

A very tall boy name of Tom
Had no partner for the school prom
He asked all his mates
But they all had dates
So he went anyway with his Mom

An elegant dance is the tango

A very tall boy name of Tom
Had no partner for the school prom
He asked all his mates
But they all had dates

A very tall boy name of Tom
Had no partner for the school prom
He asked all his mates

A very tall boy name of Tom
Had no partner for the school prom

A very tall boy name of Tom

A flamingo who stood on one leg
Incubating a very large egg
Said Golly, by jingo!
When along came a dingo
Who asked ‘shall we get wed?’

A flamingo who stood on one leg
Incubating a very large egg
Said Golly, by jingo!
When along came a dingo

A flamingo who stood on one leg
Incubating a very large egg
Said Golly, by jingo!

A flamingo who stood on one leg
Incubating a very large egg

My old uncle Arthur went mad
He was always a bit of a lad
He smoked and got drunk
And then heard a clunk
And he lost the few marbles he had

A flamingo who stood on one leg

My old uncle Arthur went mad
He was always a bit of a lad
He smoked and got drunk
And then heard a clunk

My old uncle Arthur went mad
He was always a bit of a lad
He smoked and got drunk

My old uncle Arthur went mad
He was always a bit of a lad

I think I might live in an igloo
I wonder would you like to come too
I will, I've decided
Though often derided
I've secretly always loved you.

My old uncle Arthur went mad

I think I might live in an igloo
I wonder would you like to come too
I will, I've decided
Though often derided

I think I might live in an igloo
I wonder would you like to come too
I will, I've decided

I think I might live in an igloo
I wonder would you like to come too

There once was a donkey called Grey
Who worked on the beach every day
He had sand in his hooves
It got stuck in the grooves
So Grey would exclaim "Neigh, neigh, neigh!"

I think I might live in an igloo

There once was a donkey called Grey
Who worked on the beach every day
He had sand in his hooves
It got stuck in the grooves

There once was a donkey called Grey
Who worked on the beach every day
He had sand in his hooves

There once was a donkey called Grey
Who worked on the beach every day

There was an old biddy called Dot
Who owned an Alsatian named Spot
Spot hated the vicar
Because he ran quicker
While the dog could just manage a trot

There once was a donkey called Grey

There was an old biddy called Dot
Who owned an Alsatian named Spot
Spot hated the vicar
Because he ran quicker

There was an old biddy called Dot
Who owned an Alsatian named Spot
Spot hated the vicar