Limerick

Edward liked to swim in the sea
Unlike the rest of the bourgeoisie
He said 'I'm not too proud'
To say it out loud,

Edward liked to swim in the sea
Unlike the rest of the bourgeoisie
He said 'I'm not too proud'

Edward liked to swim in the sea
Unlike the rest of the bourgeoisie

A pretty young woman called Maud
Could do tricks and all would applaud
She would pass round the hat
We'd toss in this and that
And she'd finish by swallowing a sword.

Edward liked to swim in the sea

A pretty young woman called Maud
Could do tricks and all would applaud
She would pass round the hat
We'd toss in this and that

A pretty young woman called Maud
Could do tricks and all would applaud
She would pass round the hat

A pretty young woman called Maud
Could do tricks and all would applaud

A very old man from Tiree
Liked to imbibe a Guinness or three
He said "In my time
I'd have drunk forty nine"
"Had to stop, going home, for a wee!"

A pretty young woman called Maud

A very old man from Tiree
Liked to imbibe a Guinness or three
He said "In my time
I'd have drunk forty nine"

A very old man from Tiree
Liked to imbibe a Guiness or three
He said "In my time

wretched predictive text on tablet. Grrrr!!

A very old man from Tiree
Liked to imbibe a Guiness or three

A very old man from Tiree
Liked to imbibe a Guineas or three

I struggle when changing the duvet
Need help from a glass of gran cuvée
The change is so easy
Despite feeling wheezy
I get on with the rest of my day!

A very old man from Tiree

I struggle when changing the duvet
Need help from a glass of gran cuvée
The change is so easy
Despite feeling wheezy

Clever you *Bathsheba, I struggled to find a rhyme

I struggle when changing the duvet
Need help from a glass of gran cuvée
The change is so easy

I struggle when changing the duvet
Need help from a glass of gran cuvée

I have an eye on my forehead
I had it tattooed there in Morehead
It can see things to come
But not up my bum
As I don't have the flexibility for that spread

I struggle when changing the duvet

I have an eye on my forehead
I had it tattooed there in Morehead
It can see things to come
But not up my bum

I have an eye on my forehead
I had it tattooed there in Morehead
It can see things to come

I have an eye on my forehead
I had it tattooed there in Morehead

(it's a city in Kentucky!!)

Sorry, forgot to refresh!

I saw a huge plant down at Kew
The name of it nobody knew
It smelled quite divine
I wish it were mine
For its leaves make a delicious brew.

There once was a shy boy named Mark

I have an eye on my forehead

I saw a huge plant down at Kew
The name of it nobody knew
It smelled quite divine
I wish it were mine
In fact I would really like two

I saw a huge plant down at Kew
The name of it nobody knew
It smelled quite divine
I wish it were mine