There was a Gransnetter whose head Itch'd so much the day she was wed She scratched all the time But the day turned out fine And got even better in bed
There once was a gran with no teeth, With a bald headed husband called Keith He said give us a kiss You cute little miss Or nothing to you I'll bequeath
I’m thinking of starting a diet The 16:8 - I really must try it! They say it's quite good And I won't miss my pud They have bought out a book I must buy it