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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

Bellanonna Mon 13-Nov-17 22:38:12

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
My waist gets increasingly bigger

Marmight Mon 13-Nov-17 22:33:55

Oh I do miss my youthful figure
I seem to get bigger and bigger

Bathsheba Mon 13-Nov-17 22:27:41

Oh I do miss my youthful figure

Bathsheba Mon 13-Nov-17 22:25:13

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed
She scratched all the time
But the day turned out fine
And got even better in bed blush

Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 20:09:10

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed
She scratched all the time
But the day turned out fine

trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 19:57:40

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed
She scratched all the time

JoyBloggs Mon 13-Nov-17 19:40:42

There was a Gransnetter whose head
Itch'd so much the day she was wed

Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 18:48:06

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry
I'm regretting it now
It's repeating and how
So I'm off to see Doctor Murray.

There was a Gransnetter whose head

trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 18:10:21

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry
I'm regretting it now
It's repeating and how

JackyB Mon 13-Nov-17 15:58:57

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry
I'm regretting it now

trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 15:19:34

I once had a takeaway curry
Which I ate in rather a hurry

JoyBloggs Mon 13-Nov-17 14:50:41

I once had a takeaway curry

JoyBloggs Mon 13-Nov-17 14:50:01

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith
He said give us a kiss
You cute little miss
Or nothing to you I'll bequeath

Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 13:16:14

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith
He said give us a kiss
You cute little miss

CherryHatrick Mon 13-Nov-17 12:54:06

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith
He said give us a kiss

Bathsheba Mon 13-Nov-17 12:49:11

There once was a gran with no teeth,
With a bald headed husband called Keith

Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 12:12:46

Sorry - failed to follow protocol - tut, tut!

Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 12:12:05

There once was a gran with no teeth.

Luckygirl Mon 13-Nov-17 12:11:46

And a bath chair for when I get tottery

JackyB Mon 13-Nov-17 11:49:18

Now if I could win the lottery
I'd buy a pretty seaside property
With a beautiful view
And a swimming pool, too

trisher Mon 13-Nov-17 10:35:21

Now if I could win the lottery
I'd buy a pretty seaside property
With a beautiful view

Marydoll Mon 13-Nov-17 08:39:02

Now if I could win the lottery
I'd buy a pretty seaside property

downtoearth Mon 13-Nov-17 07:43:28

Now if I could win the lottery

downtoearth Mon 13-Nov-17 07:42:07

I’m thinking of starting a diet
The 16:8 - I really must try it!
They say it's quite good
And I won't miss my pud
They have bought out a book I must buy it

JackyB Mon 13-Nov-17 07:22:23

I’m thinking of starting a diet
The 16:8 - I really must try it!
They say it's quite good
And I won't miss my pud

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