Limerick

There was an old bloke with green hair,
Who said ,"It's not tinted I swear!
I just went for a trim,
But then on a whim
Brushed it out with green apples and pear

I once had a rabbit called Nobby

There was an old bloke with green hair,
Who said ,"It's not tinted I swear!
I just went for a trim,
But then on a whim

There was an old bloke with green hair,
Who said ,"It's not tinted I swear!
I just went for a trim,

There was an old bloke with green hair
Who said "It's not tinted, I swear!"

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave
He pogo-ed all night
Gave the neighbours a fright
Then scurried off back to his cave

There was an old bloke with green hair

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave
He pogo-ed all night
Gave the neighbours a fright

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave
He pogo-ed all night

Oops!

Sorry missed that but

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores
Who said "Try the word, pantomime"

There was a young lad called Aladin

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores
And settled for a half one this time

A mountain leopard called Dave

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores
But still can't write a last line.

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine

I think I have run out of rhyme

Bellanonna ,she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano
When she hits those top notes
She certainly gets votes,
And an offer to sing with Luciano

Bellanonna ,she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano,
When she hits those top notes
She certainly gets votes

Sorry Bathsheba

Bellanonna ,she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano,
When she hits those top notes

Bellanonna, she parla 'taliano,
She's also a coloratura soprano

Bellanonna, she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano

Bellanonna, she parla 'taliano

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Swore blind that it made her run fasta
On legs like spaghetti
Smelling whiffy and sweaty
She eventually had to cry “Basta” !

(Basta = enough, in Italian)

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Swore blind that it made her run fasta
On legs like spaghetti
Smelling whiffy and sweaty